Things I Learned From The Gilmore Girls

Season 1: Episode 1: The Pilot

1.  Lukes has the best coffee in town.
2.  Lip-gloss cures everything.
3. Give a girl coffee and she thinks you are an angel.
4. Lipgloss that has a smell/taste is the best.
5. We still cant figure out what is so fun about fun about sitting in the cold for 2 hours with a bundle of sticks up your butt.
6. Get creepy guys to stop hitting on you by telling them you are 16. (Well, it was the truth, Lorelai’s daughter Rory was 16, and Lorelai was the one who said it, but still…the guys took off right then!)
7.  A harp weighs 200 pounds.
8. Harmonica players are nice….nicer than harp players.
9. Telling a handy man that they already repaired something can possibly get you a freebie fix!
10. Koreans never joke about future doctors.
11. Cool girls ARE curious about everyone.
12.  Muffins with no dairy, no sugar, no wheat have to be soaked in tea to make them soft enough to bite but they are very healthy.
13. Boys don’t like funny girls.
14. Muffins made from sprouted wheat are only good for 24 hours.
15. Protestants love oatmeal.
16. The people at the unemployment agency are “really nice to talk to.”
17. A long plaid skirt makes you look smart.
18. The colors don’t go at your parent’s house!
19. Desperation for money makes people do things they never thought they would do.
20. Women can name their children after themselves too.
21.  It’s cliché to read Moby Dick as your first Melville.
22.  Watching someone every day doesn’t mean you are watching them in a creepy way!
23.  Red meat can kill you.
24. If you’re going to throw your life away for a guy, he’d better have a motorcycle.
25.  You don’t get knocked up at 16 being indifferent to guys.
26.  5’7” is tall. It’s freakish. Someone of that height should be studied at MIT.
27. An education is the most important thing in the world, next to family and pie.
28. By not getting married at 16, when pregnant you can keep your bright future.
29. You stop being a child the minute the strip turns pink.
30. Can’t let a perfectly good plaid skirt go to waste.
31.  Coffee and chili fries are quite a refined palate.
32. The bank likes collars.
33. Baths have healing powers.